December 2009
47 posts
Still Alive: People I Thought Wouldn’t Survive The... →
There are about dozens of people who lived beyond their sell by date in the 2000s, here are some of them.
SLUTEVER: OUTLOOK CLOUDY →
Life back at my parent’s house in Nowheresville continues to stimulate. Here’s an update on what’s been happening in the pointless black chaos that is my life.
Where’s Santa? →
Matthew Martin stumbled upon a gang of Santas getting drunk in the West Village.
SITCOM PITCHES →
Sitcoms are the future. Don’t be scared.
GrottoJam 2009 // 19.12.2009 →
More photos from our Christmas party, taken by Adele Austin.
GROTTO JAMS: SPARKY DEATHCAP →
Sparky Deathcap brings some festive cheer to our grotto and performs a Christmas song.
SECRET DIARY OF A TEENAGE BOY – TRUTH HURTS →
Amy’s gone away, with nothing resolved. Oh well, it’s nearly Christmas!
GROTTO JAMS: SLOW CLUB, pt. 2 →
An exclusive performance of ‘Christmas, Thanks for Nothing,’ from Charles and Rebecca in our grotto.
Miscjpg #7 →
This week, miscjpg is (very slightly) Christmas themed.
TOP 10 CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS →
Celebrities will sell anything for cash. Even their souls.
Amber Is For Caution – Valerie Phillips →
Valerie Phillips talks about her new book ‘Amber is for caution’, which is coming out next year.
SECRET DIARY OF A TEENAGE BOY – EXCHANGES →
Why doesn’t Amy like her presents, and who has been texting her?
MIKE DEAD KIDS AND A DISPOSABLE CAMERA →
You know how this works by now.
What’s Up With American People? Ten Things →
America: not all it’s cracked up to be.
Exclusive from Nicky Lesser →
New York based photography student and protege of Ryan McGinley sent us some pictures.
10 Years Of ATP →
An ode to a decade of ATP, including 10 things you must do while there.
Hey Hollywood →
Here are a few hilarious cliches Hollywood needs to do away with forever.
SLUTEVER: Ménage à Trois →
For a while now I’ve been somewhat obsessed with the idea of entering a three-way relationship. Not a threesome, mind you—this is more than just sex.
AWAY IN A MANGER →
Some bands got together to put on a shambolic nativity play. It was brilliant.
FAVOURITE THINGS →
Here are a few of my favourite things, including snow and insults.
GROTTO JAMS: SLOW CLUB, PART 1 →
Slow Club visit our grotty grotto to do a Christmas song.
GROTTOJAM 2009 →
We’re having a Christmas Party, come play.
WHAT’S WITH BRITISH PEOPLE? 10 THINGS →
Gavin McInnes tells us what he hates about British people.
SECRET DIARY OF A TEENAGE BOY – CHRISTMAS SHOPPING →
I am having real trouble coming up with gift ideas for the people (women) in my life. Any help/advice/mockery welcome.
TOP 10 YEARS OF THE DECADE →
Here are my Top 10 favourite years of the decade, the twenty hundreds, in chronological order. I was thinking about arranging them in numerical order, but that’s what all the other lists out there…
GOSSIP TOUR DIARY →
The Gossip sent us exclusive tour diary pictures and a video. It’s tour diary o’ clock.
WHY GRAZIA MAGAZINE IS THE DEVIL →
This is probably more a blog for girls TBH.
A-OK Cola →
Did you ever taste the 90s fizzy sensation OK soda? Well it was ace, or… err… OK.
Cracky Talk: Christmas Day Trauma →
Priya Elan is cooking Christmas dinner this year. Here’s what he thinks could go wrong.
TOP 10 WORST THINGS ABOUT POPULAR CULTURE THIS... →
Remember the noughties? Weren’t they great? No, they were unrelentingly shit.
miscjpg #6 →
The weekly best of our miscjpg section.
Private Affair →
Photography by Laura- Lynn Petrick & Petra Collins
SECRET DIARY OF A TEENAGE BOY – WEIRD FACTS ABOUT... →
We’ve been spending a while now in each other’s company and I don’t feel like I really know you properly. Or that you really know me, and that’s not right, that is something which requires…
COMMENTATOR’S EYE: THE THICK OF IT VS. THE WEST... →
Everyone loves The Thick of It, but there’s an obscure American TV show about the American president which is also quite good.
MODEL BEHAVIOUR →
Two aspiring young models reveal that modelling ain’t all sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll… Kate Moss is such a liar.
SLUTEVER: WRONG →
My flatmate has a tendency to fake seizures when he’s high… total disaster or oddly intriguing?
LOOK! AN ARIEL PINK SHOW →
Last night Lewis went to see Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti but he found a Christmas tree more haunting. Go figure.
Julie Burchill: Another day, another sex book →
Research has shown that men find most women at least somewhat sexually attractive, while most women do not find most men sexually attractive at all. Cue Burchill.
MIXTAPE VII – THE FANTASTIC SYMPHONY →
Washed Out compiled a mixtape designed to evoke the different episodes of one long continuous dream. The word ‘lush’ has never been more appropriate.
MEN I LOVE BUT COULD NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH →
You should never meet your heroes because they will fucking annoy you.
IT’S CHRISTMAS (Nearly) →
I really love this time of year and I’m not afraid to say it. So get over it (don’t hate me).
RORY GLEESON’S PINK BEDROOM →
A tour of zine maker Rory Gleeson’s room, accompanied by an interview about fanzines! Enjoy.
Skateboarding In Auckland In The 90s →
Aotea Square, Auckland in the mid nineties.
SPARKY DEATHCAP WENT TO HONG KONG →
Sparky Deathcap took a camera to Hong Kong. It’s pretty different over there.
STRIP CLUB SQUAT PARTY// MAYFAIR// 28.11.09 →
Thanks to Monopoly, Mayfair used to be the poshest street in London. Not any more.
Where The Wild Things Are… →
Best viewed with the soundtrack on and the dialogue off, at ATP, dressed as a wolf.
Dungarees →
Photography by Simon Archer Hurlstone. Styling by Loren Platt.
November 2009
92 posts
Darwin Deez →
The curly haired, lycra wearing, impresario Darwin Deez talks to us about his calamitous first gig, hair care, and a bit about his music.
MIXTAPE VI: OFF MODERN LOVE SONGS →
Art party guys Off Modern got Phil Spector to help them make a mixtape, then they gave it to us.
Cracky Talk: Remember Team Edward →
Priya went to see New Moon. Here’s what he thought…